"The biggest weapon of mass destruction is parked in your driveway." Advertising a gal can git jiggy wit.
posted by LauraB 1:22 PM
Oh, you sexy planet, you.
posted by LauraB 11:39 AM
What the elite wear to meet.
posted by LauraB 1:32 PM
Just in case you need some cheerleading:
Production, Wombat, just like at the Biz Buzzword Factory. Why not immortalize the RHS?
posted by LauraB 12:49 PM
All my star people
To Lynn Stewart, Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, Gabriel Byrne, the anonymous, electrifying 16-year old Stuyvesant high school student who really needs to run for office, and the whole Not in Our Name Krue, thanks, guys. But mostly to the 12-20 thousand good people of New York and elsewhere who showed up in force. Love them puppets.
But where's the news in the popular media? Nada. This was global, guys. Valid questions were raised, the president's speaking in an hour and I bet you a ratty old tomato that he doesn't answer them. No: the drumbeat of unthinking patriotism throbs on through all the underground cables, the Explorer commercial comes on, the white noise happens, we get down with our baby-baby, oh-baby babies, Al-Queda chugs along, the farmers "chuk-chuk" their beasts on the road back to the village, the doyennes in Paris cast single eyebrows askance Fanny Ardant in 8 Women, the artists in St. Petersberg bemoan the rising rents, the internet cafes in Lima still simmer with adolescent sexuality, the Delhi Wedding Marching Band gets ever more bookings.
posted by LauraB 7:25 PM
A brief compendium of some of my favorite things I've found in various dumpsters around the world:
1. A gun.
2. "Confidential" medical records (and x-ray films.)
3. Dinner and a movie.
4. Five cases of yogurt.
5. A kitten.
Just in case you were wondering.
posted by LauraB 11:25 AM
May a different kind of force be with you![]()
posted by LauraB 1:17 PM